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I'd much rather a pitbull 'ride' my leg than eat it.
I'd like some JUNK FOOD...then I want to be ALONE.
I'd go on welfare, but I'm not used to living that well!!
I'd strongly oppose apathy, if I cared
I'd put it on my to-do list,but I can't count that high
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
I'd be smarter if you knew enough to teach me...
I'd enjoy the day more if it started later.
I'd Say More But I've Run Out of Time & Space.
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