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If you leave the room, you're elected.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you don't vote, don't complain...
If you don't know the answer....make one up!
If you look closely at Gorbachev's head, you'll see our number.
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
If your behind is in front, you turned around!
If your cow doesn't give milk, sell _him_.
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