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If you're gonna wake a Tiger - use a LONG STICK!
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
If I had a Life I would be living it.
If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it myself. --PKD
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off.
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