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Rules that guys wished girls knew ** If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. ** Learn to work the toilet seat. When the lid is up, put it down....
Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals....
Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
Interesting Golf Quotes: ** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
- Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it....
ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA Back into the fray. Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my vacation.
Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out into another fiscal front, let’s get those shoulders back, chests out, stomachs in and tongues in cheek....
Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
Do you know what a satisfied lady says? (No answer) I didn't figure you would know.
Here is another one to ask women. Do you know the difference between oatmeal and intercourse?...
Facts I'm Not Sure You Really Need to Know: ** In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
** Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches....