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If there wasn't divorces, where would we get waitresses?
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
If we don't raise 8 million dollars, God is going to kill us.
If you get to the end, who cares about the means?
If you have an opinion we'll FLAME it.
If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!
If you don't want it to - it CAN happen.
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