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Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.
Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone!
Never mistake endurance for hospitality.
Never argue with a woman when she's tired or rested.
Never sleep with anyone weirder than you ...
Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant!
Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
Never, ever, ever attempt to learn thermodynamics.
Never try to out-stubborn a cat!
Never test for an error you don't know how to handle.
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