Related:

• Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
• Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
• NEVER sleep with someone CRAZIER than yourself!
• Never sleep with someone crazier than yourself.
• SysOps never sleep!
• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• Never eat more than you can lift.
• Q: Why are dogs better than kids? A: When you get sick of your dog, you can put it to sleep.
• Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?