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  1st: Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!...
• Life is like a shit sandwich: The more bread you have, The less shit you have to eat.
• Another paper punch-hole trick that is even better is to take a plastic 35mm film canister, paper punch-holes and a can of freeze spray (at fine electronics stores everywhere).
  Fill the film canister with about 1/4" of freeze spray then add punch-holes until the film canister is at least half full, replace the lid on the canister, set the canister on a desk or shelf and then wait for the fun....
• Jeffrey's favorite recipes: PETER Bread.
• The Troubled Human Race In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer good
  On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!...
• The Human Race In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer good
  On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!...
• Twitch a lot.
• Life is a s--t sandwich and on bad days you get no bread.
• A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and <occupant>.