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Doctor told me to stop drinking,I use a straw
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Rodney Dangerfield: I went to my doctor and told him, "Hey, Doc!
I just took an entire bottle of sleeping pills....
A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
Man: Doctor, I have a terrible (FARRRT!) problem....
A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
Man: Doctor, I have a terrible <FART> problem....
Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...)
Straw, no, to stupid a fad, I put soot on warts.
Gobbler said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!
"I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?...
I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.
I get no respect - my doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest ......
Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes.
If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals....
Stop reading me. I don't really exist!