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Drive While Loaded; No Left Turn Unstoned.
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Drive while loaded; no left turn unstoned.
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Q. Why did the Okie drive around the block for three hours? A. His left turn signal was stuck.
Did you hear about the man who spent the day at the beach throwing rocks at the birds?
He didn't quit until he left no tern unstoned....
Some people drive as if turn signals were an option.
Eternity? Straight ahead, turn left at infinity
Drive A: not ready. Formatting C: while waiting.
BE ALERT!! STAY ALIVE!! CHOKE YOUR CHICKEN WHILE YOU DRIVE!!!!!!!
Beercan Located. Operator Loaded.
Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded!
Congress is back in session. Apparently there are a few knots left to turn into loose ends before the election.
