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• (( This tagline is a pale reflection of itself ))
• A lawyer was awakened one night. When he looked up ther stood the devil.
  "What do you want said the lawyer?" "I am going to give you all the money you can ever spend in exchange for your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of your children," said the devil....
• A good memory does not equal pale ink.
• Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig!
• Dance with the one that brung ya.
• Of course, burgers ARE the devil's scouring pads.
• The Devil falls on account of his gravity.
• There was a young man from Spartar, Who was an incredible farter.
  At the strength of one bean, He could play "God Save the Queen", And Beethoven's "Moonlight Senata"....
• The Devil made me read Zmodem docs.......