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• Ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
• The Devil falls on account of his gravity.
• The Devil made me read Zmodem docs.......
• Never tempt a devil with his own sins.
• A horse is a horse, of course, of course.
• Why are Ice Hockey goalkeepers and Italian girls alike?
  They both change their pads after three periods....
• Why do African-American women make such good housekeepers? Built-in Brillo pads.
• Plug your modem in backwards and hear the Devil's own words!
• A Pole, a Jew, and a Mexican were in Kuwait, and all three were killed.
  They all went to hell, where the Devil told them "I'm havin a REAL busy day here guys, and frankly I don't have time to take care of you properly....