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Experience never taught *me* anything!
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Such a bloody experience - never again!
Things Only A Mom Can Teach You: ** My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
.. "Just wait until your father gets home." ** My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
Never step in anything soft.
Never invest in anything that eats.
Never eat anything that winks at you.
Governments never do anything by accide
Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
More Things Only A Mom Can Teach You: My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!...
Question Authority - ask me anything!