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• Top excuses if found asleep at your Desk... "Oh, Man!
  Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!...
• One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
  God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....
• Hello, I'm not here." A friend of mine used this one last summer.
  I always answered it with "Okay, that's all I wanted to know....
• One night a travelling salesman found that he had stayed on the road too long, and that he was stranded in the middle farm country with no place to sleep.
  Naturally, he sought refuge at the nearest farm house....
• Jimmy Stewart, Roseanne Barr, and Saddam Hussein all reached the Pearly Gates at the same time.
  St. Peter said, "Ah, you're Jimmy Stewart, right?...
• The last thing one of Jeff's neighbors said after a figh
  "Okay, ya don't have to bite my head off!" Pee Wee Herman and Jeff the Chef have a favorite dish in common....
• Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
• I can't remember the last time I forgot something.