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He Thinks Too Much: Such Men Are Dangerous.
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He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
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David Lee Roth thinks we're much too loud.
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things.
The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that Nothing is worth war is much worse....
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"Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee back up to the men's tee, please!...
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
Maybe I think too much...