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• Honest honey, my HST will save me money.
• My name's not Honey, and I'm nobody's "girl"!
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• TX Driving: To change lanes, first pull out your .357..
• Where is my bedroom, thieves?
• Grandma and Grandpa ... Grandma and Grandpa were sitting in their porch rockers watching the beautiful sunset and reminiscing about "the good old days".
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• In a Hurry... The Cohens were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr.
  Cohen made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff....
• I know where MY towel is!