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• Not tonight honey, I got a BBS!
• I've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got no Nose" joke, which I thought you might like to use in rec.
  humor.funny. I have read your list of submission guidelines, and I know that you don't like people to submit groups of jokes all at once, *but* ....
• Excuses: N: Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache.
• Between cheap and expen$ive is the truth.
• From mirk@cs.warwick.ac.uk Thu Feb 16 18:30:04 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: mirk@cs.warwick.ac.uk (Mike Taylor) Subjec...
• Monty Python: - My dog's got no nose. - But how does it smell?
  - Awful. Atomic version: I say, I say, I live near Sellafield and my dog's got no nose, six legs, two heads, and it glows in the dark....
• Honest honey, my HST will save me money.
• Honey, is that GTE in the yard? Where is my .357