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• I Don't do windows. ...I don't have the time!
• Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
• Merlin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.
  I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty....
• Oh, no! Don Ho!
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  Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
• Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
  I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
• Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!