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I Like Men With A Future, And Women With A Past!
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The future will be like the past, only more expensive
The best prophet of the future is the past.
Women are like floppy disks - Smart men always keep a back-up ...
Women about men: Men are like cars, you have to be careful not to get under them.
.. Men about women: Women are like buses, if you miss one there will always come a new one......
Fully compatable with everything, past, present, or future.
The future lies ahead. The past lies, lies, lie
You can never plan the future by the pa
The difference between men and women: A man will pay $
2 for a $1 item, if he wants it. A woman will pay $...
Seen on a birthday card: Outside: Forget about the past, You can't change it.
Forget about the future, You can't predict it....