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Seen On A Birthday Card: Outside: Forget About The Past, You Can't Change It.
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Seen on a birthday card:
Outside:
Forget about the past,
You can't change it.
Forget about the future,
You can't predict it.
Inside:
Forget about the present,
I didn't buy you one.
Related:
A: You can forget about going to heaven, 'cause it's a sin to look that good.
B: You can forget about getting with me cause I'd go to hell before I gave that line any consideration....
The difference between men and women: A man will pay $
2 for a $1 item, if he wants it. A woman will pay $...
Memory--What you forget with.....
Men & Women: A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need....
In response to the points list for men. Relationships are two-way streets, you know.
Simple Duties ============= Don't whine about the bed being made....
How to make us Women happy... What do you think ladies?
Is this about right? In the world of romance, one single rule applie...
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die.
They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail....
Improve your memory, forget about work