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• I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
• Horny boyfriend: "Pleeease, I'll only be in you for a minute.
  Girlfriend: "What do you think I am, a microwave?...
• A girl goes to her doctor and says "Doctor Doctor, I have a Y on my beast" and the doctor says "well how did it get there" and she says "I was doing my boyfriend and he was wearing a his College T-Shi
  Yale", so the doctor says ok take this medicine you'll be fine, so the next day she goes back to the doctor and says "I have a BC on my breast" and the doctor asks how she got it there, and she says "I was being done by my other boyfiend and he's from Boston College" so he tells her to take the medicine, and the next day she is back and she tells the Doc she has a W on her breasts and her doctor said "let me guess, you have a boyfriend from Winscinson University" and she says "no I was with my girlfriend last night and she from Michigan University!...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• There once was a girl from Nantucket. Her boyfriend was about to up-chuck it.
  she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. I told you it's my job to suck it!...
• The number you've dialed is purely imaginary, multiply by i and dial again!
• The Date A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
  This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time....
• Invited Over For Dinner and Dessert A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
  This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex for the first time....
• NUMBER OF THE BEAST EVERYONE knows about 666... but I bet you didn't know these other #'s of the BEAST!
  660 Approximate number of the Beast DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast 666....