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I Stepped On A Tetanus Needle Today..... Now What?
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I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what?
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HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?
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I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy
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I LIVED ! Now what do I do???
If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
Every thread needs a needle
One night at a bar in San Francisco, a sailor and marine, both on shore leave, started arguing about which service was better, who could drink more, who had the bigger dick, etc.
Well, needless to say, the bartender stepped in and said, "Okay, let's settle this once and for all...
I lost a button hole today.
I can't go to no stonin' today!