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• Q: Hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an auto accident? A: He's all right now!
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...
• Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right now.
• Shit! Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it.
  Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language....
• Only left-handers think right.
• You may steal THIS tag, but you can't get my whole file!
• Remember, only left-handed people are in their right minds!
• The right to be left alone is the root of all freedom
• Sure, I'd love to play," says George, "but I may be about ten minutes late, so wait for me.
  "Yeah, sounds great," says George. "But I may be about ten minutes late, so wait for me....