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• A physicist, a statistician, and a (pure) mathematician go to the races and place bets on horses.
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• Chinese Curse: May All Your Wishes Be Granted!
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• Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction)
  Case n=1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all horses in that set are the same color....
• Anyway, the genie told me that he would grant me three wishes.
  I figured what do I have to lose? So I wished for all the money I could ever want....
• Q: What does NASA stand for?  A: Need Another Seven Astronauts  0, unseen,, *** EOOH *** Date
  Tue, 30 Oct 90 17:08:46 EST From: raf@minnie.cs.su....