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• How many hardware guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "Well, the diagnostics say it's fine, buddy, so it's a software problem....
• Fire! Fire! Your computer's on FIRE!
• Q: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None. Thats a hardware problem. A': One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down....
• Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. That's a software problem. A': None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• In case of fire, yell "FIRE!
• Engineer, physicist and mathematican are all challenged with a problem
  o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water and runs over to the fire, putting it out....
• An engineer, physicist, and mathematician are all challenged with a problem
  o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water, runs over to the fire, and puts it out....
• Fire In The Hole