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  "Doctor, I've got this problem," the man says....
• A DAY OFF?? So you want the day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
  There are 365 days per year available for work....
• So you want the day off: Let's take a look at what you are asking for.
  ... There are 365 days per year available for work....
• Interesting Golf Quotes: ** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
  - Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at it....
• It works better if you plug it in.
• One day a kid came home and yelled, "Ma, Ma, I had sex for the first time today!
  The mother was outraged and sent the kid upstairs to his room....
• In a company there are two employees, Jack and Jill.
  Both have been model employees and have been much valued by the firm....
• Something To Look Forward To: January 4, 2000 Dear Valued Employee
  Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s)....
• MONTHLY EVALUATION ------------------ Name: _______ Knowledge
  __ The son of a bitch really knows his sh*t __ Knows just enough to be dangerous __ Only half a brain and dangerous __ F**king brain dead....