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• Q:" How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Seven - Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....
• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
• What is convenient and weighs 20,000 pounds? An elephant six-pack.
• How does the [IYFEG] prepare for a trip in ALASKA? "Remember to pack a six-pack in case I have to leave a message in the snow!
• Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
• Some other things that never happen on Star Trek...
  >>A redshirt sneaks down a deserted corridor, turns a corner, and suddenly has a surprise birthday party....