Related:

• Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
• Bumper sticker seen on Stealth bomber: "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN WE WASTED 50 BILLION BUCKS.
• A billion dollars isn't what it used to be.
• Did you hear about the new daredevil, Ku Klux Knievel?
  He's going to try to jump over 50 blacks with a steamroller!...
• Q: Did you hear about the new dare devil, Ku Klux Knievel?
  A: He's going to try to jump over 50 blacks with a steamroller!...
• Don't blame Congress. If I had $600 Billion I'd be irresponsible too!
• The new national debt ceiling will be $1,573 billion.
  Or, put another way, $1.573 trillion. Or, another way, aaarrrggghhh!!!...
• Rub the lamp A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore.
  She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!...
• 50 Yards to the Outhouse - By Willie Makei