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• My tagline can beat up your tagline!
• My kid can beat up your honor student!
• Lawyers... A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
  As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side....
• My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs.
• A lawyer was awakened one night. When he looked up ther stood the devil.
  "What do you want said the lawyer?" "I am going to give you all the money you can ever spend in exchange for your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of your children," said the devil....
• Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
• How can you tell when your lawyer is lying? His lips move.