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• Good news and bad news: The Good News: They finally found Rock Hudson's long-lost wallet!
  The bad news:.....Your picture was in it!...
• There's good news and bad news on the investigation of the nuclear missile dropped overboard near Japa
  The good news is that the U.S. Navy is going to scan for signs of excess radiation....
• The bad news is that Saddam has a Nuclear Bomb. - The good news is that he has to push it off an ox cart.
• A team of detectives arrived at the business executive's New York penthouse apartment and were admitted by the butler.
  Mr. James," one told the busi- nessman, "we have some good news and some bad news about your missing wife....
• Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
  Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please. Docto...
• Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
  "The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them....
• Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
  Bad News: There were three empty seats....
• The doctor comes in with the results of the mans checkup and says, I've got good news and bad news.
  The man says, give me the bad news first. The doctor says, the bad news is you have AIDS....