YOUR STARSHIP CAPTAIN JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... .
* Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month
* He paints flames and an NRA sticker on the warp nacelles
* You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob"
* He refers to Klingons as "critters"
* He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns"
* He has a sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum foil
* He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section
* He says "got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing
frequencies"
* He hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen
* He rewires his communicator into his belt buckle
* He keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it
* He says "Yee-HA!...