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• Unknown A man stoped at a traffic light in his brand new Rolls Royce.
  A bright red Porsche pulls up beside him, rolled down his window and excitedly entices the Rolls driver to do the same....
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  Before him is a loudmouth man with a loud shirt, chain pants, and a loud hat....
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• There was this young taxi driver who was driving an old farmer who had never been to Amsterdam before.
  The driver decided to have a little fun and started telling the old man that it was sometimes boring driving around so he and other drivers drove down old ladies just for the fun of it....
• As the truck driver came flying over the top of a steep hill, he spotted two figures in his path rolling around in the middle of the road.
  The driver blew his horn and braked frantically, but the couple continued their love making, in spite of his warnings....