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  General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
• Gather a bunch of freshmen together at a party, telling them the punch is spiked.
  Observe for about half an hour while some of them get high on the sugar....
• The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
• If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
  because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
• Things That Make You Go Hmmm... ** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
  ** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off....
• houses --- In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
  Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check....
• Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
  A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people....
• Mommy, Mommy, I don't want to eat by candlelight!" "Shut up or I'll scrape the wax out of the other ear.
• The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....