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• The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.
  ---- These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean....
• The IRS can always find more... The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $
  1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron....
• A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
  Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper....
• Going to the IRS A Debtor, called in for an audit at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
  Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper....
• Trouble Selling A Car... A blonde tried to sell her old car.
  She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it....
• Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me obtain a divorce.
  My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with....
• How do you know if a lawyer is cold? He has his hands in his own pockets.
• A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retreated for several weeks of the year.
  Each summer, the lawyer would invite a different friend of his (no, that's not the punch line) to spend a week or two up at this place, which happened to be in a backwoods section of Maine....