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• Speed Trap A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
  However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over....
• What Not To Say To A Police Officer! ** I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
  (OK in Texas) ** Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in....
• Things Not To Say To A Cop ** I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
  (OK in Texas) ** Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in....
• BEST EXCUSE NOT TO GET CHARGED WITH SPEEDING A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit.
  He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror....
• Speaking of fun practical jokes with a car, I have a couple of interesting ones.
  1) Give the victims car an oil change, to 70 wieght oil....
• Speedtrap A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders along a well traveled stretch of highway.
  The location, at a bend in the road, allowed him to hide his car out of sight of oncoming traffic while setting up his radar to nab any speeders who passed by....
• houses --- In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
  Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check....
• Appearances... A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding.
  As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car....
• A Ticket... A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange
  Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one....