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  As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on his bouquet, another man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses....
• Bravely Bold Sir Redshirt Beamed down from Enterprise.
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• There is a married couple with two children. To avoid corrupting the children's minds, the couple uses the word "laundry" to represent sex.
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