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From Our Finest Minds -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SMOKING KILLS.
AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE....
Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
I'm Losing More Than I Ever Had.
YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
25 THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS 1.
Indecision is the key to flexibility. 2. You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track....
Unknown You know you are no longer a kid when.. Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it any more.
Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun....
You're Lost Between "Baby Boomer" and "Generation X" If.
.. 1. You remember when Jordache jeans with a flat-handle comb in the back pocket was cool....
Communists are now more legal in NYC than Kiev!
Look closer, most things are more than just the sum of their parts.