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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• A fellow goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem that I am always farting all of the time.
  Although they don't smell, they do make loud noises, and it is affecting my social life....
• Ok folks. 1. Everybody stand up. 2. Now, bend over and grab your knees.
  3. Good, next spell RUN very slowly. 4. ...Another sucker born every minute....
• One day, an old French sausage maker whose sausages were renowned worldwide decided the time had come for him to retire
  but as the business had been in his family for generations and wanted to keep it so, he was keen his not too bright only son and heir take over the running....
• A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.
  He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car....
• YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
  Your idea of safe sex doesn't include anyone else....
• Open letter to the Sheriff Dear Sheriff Golman, I just wanted to take a few minutes to tell you what a wonderful time my family and I had at the recent Sheriffs Auction and Evidence Sale.
  I really don't understand how you people can possibly sell such great articles at the prices you were asking....
• PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE LIKE WOMEN by: Daniel J.
  Salomon Department of Computer Science, University of Waterloo Waterloo, Ontario, Canada N2L 3G1 There are so many programming languages available that it can be very difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right one for you....
• Mother Said: PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man.
  Midnight is past your curfew!" MONA LISA'S MOTHER...