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• Ehrman's Commentary: Things will get worse before they will get better.
  Who said things would get better?...
• All things are difficult before they are easy.
• I have lived in several different houses with a bunch of guys.
  Needless to say things got pretty rowdy sometimes and many were victims of some pretty funny jokes....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Oriental? A: A car thief who can't drive
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.
• Of all the things I lost, it's my mind I miss most!
• Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
• One good turn is usually enough to get lost.
• Constipation is the thief of time.