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We got rid of the kids. The cat is allergic!
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Dave Platt "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer....
I'm allergic to nuclear radiation.
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The mime next door went nuts. ** If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?...
We got the beat.
THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE ---- DRINK 17 ---- beer 25 ---- beer 35 ---- vodka 48 ---- double vodka 66 ---- Maalox SEDUCTION LINE 17 ---- My parents are away for the weekend.
25 ---- My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 ---- My fiancee is away for the weekend....
The Cat, The Mice, and Heaven... One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord.
The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know....
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft....
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft....
Our second idea for a new company would rid your back yard of especially nasty kids.
Its name? Grossbusters. Imagine how Gerry Ferraro's mother feels....