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• From noise@cisunx.UUCP Thu Feb 16 05:30:04 1989 Flag
  000000000000 From: noise@cisunx.UUCP (Andy Andrews) Subjec...
• dream(1l) NAME dream - suspend execution for an interval while executing random code in memory SYNTAX dream [-d][[-nrRsw] [time]] DESCRIPTION Dream suspends execution of the current proces for time second
  while simulating a dream sequence by executing random segments of code in memory....
• A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
  He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
• A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students.
  It had one question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?...
• Dead Men Read No Mail My father died on Jan 02, 1995.
  He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....
• Lawyer Laughs They're things people actually said in court, word for word.
  Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q...
• Dream.....when reality is too good to be true!
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....