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• A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings account.
  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
• When an old person dies, a library burns down...
• This guy starts getting these headaches that progressively worsen until he can't eat, sleep, or work.
  After an extensive examination, the doctor tells him that they can cure the headaches, but that it will require an operation where they remove both of his testicles....
• it is alive The old lady who lived next door to my grandmother was a known lush around town and liked to call the police if my granny's dog was loose.
  One rainy day granny and I were sitting on the porch watching the rain and waiting for the dog to finish his "business"....
• Old age = you + 20 years.
• The British coal strike now is more than six months old.
  But so far as we know supplies haven't gotten so low that they're down to the monotuminous variety....
• Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?