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• Methods of Mathematical Proof This is from _A Random Walk in Science_ (by Joel E.
  Cohen?): To illustrate the various methods of proof we give an example of a logical system....
• I'm gonna, be making a call on the great white telephone.
• Reminds me of another story. A black man and a white man were discussing God.
  The white man was certain that God was white, and the black man equally sure that he was black....
• And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)
• Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
• One day in the city of Juarez, a group of people who happened to be outside on a warm summer day
  (taking thier afternoon siesta one would suppose), witnessed an event that would spur talk of a local hero for many days....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Bubba Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know.
  Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?...
• I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!
  "You're on. Now, where is those thousand dollars?" "That is your first worry!...