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• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• There was this young boy coming of age and his father wanted to show him the facts of life.
  So he gave him 20 bucks and sent him down to the local brothel to have a good time....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• One day in the city of Juarez, a group of people who happened to be outside on a warm summer day
  (taking thier afternoon siesta one would suppose), witnessed an event that would spur talk of a local hero for many days....
• Question For God A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.
  The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you?...
• The Pope goes on a visit to S. Africa, and he is travelling along, in his Popemobile, by the side of a large river.
  Soon, he catches sight of a black man in the river, struggling and screaming as he tries vainly to fight off a huge crocodile....
• One day God came down from heaven and came to the Pope.
  God looked at the Pope and said, "Do not be afraid, this is just a little survey I take of all the Popes....