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Real programmers don't write specs... they wear them!
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE!!!
Real programmers save their backups on punched cards!
Reality Meter: [\.......] Hmmff, thought so!
Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams.
Reality is a figment of your imagination.
Reality is a poor excuse for existence.
Reality is for people who can't handle science fiction.
Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh.
Reality is the opiate of those who can't handle SF
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