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Q. Why Do Turkeys Gobble, Gobble? A. They Never Learned Good Table Manners!
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Q. Why do Turkeys gobble, gobble?
A. They never learned good table manners!
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Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
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