10. "Pantless Pilgrims"
9. "The Full Squanto"
8. "Basting Amy"
7. "Starship Hooters"
6. "I Know Who You Did Last Summer"
5. "That's Not Stuffing But Don't Stop Stuffing"
4. "John Grisham's The Gravymaker"
3. "Boogie Nights"
2. "Martha Stewart Has Too Much Champagne"
1. "Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!"