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Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumstick
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought i
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