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A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone....
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?...
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam.
Q. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? A. To hatchet.
Q. Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle? A. He wanted a light snack!
Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? A. Plymouth Rock!

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