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Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore
Thanks, for a country where nobody is allowed to mind his own business.
Thanks, for a nation of finks. -- William S. Burroughs, "A Thanksgiving Praye...
Michael Dresser in his Baltimore Sun Paper's wine column, Vintage Point, writing about the difficulty of recommending wine for Thanksgiving dinner write
Thanksgiving is America's national chow-dow...
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumstick
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.

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